when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
Don’t ever put your happiness in someone else’s hands. They’ll drop it. They’ll drop it every time.
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.
how the heck do people shoplift, thats so much weight to pick up, an entire store
i probably still have a crush on danny phantom somewhere deep in my soul
- Friend: go ask
- Me: no you go ask
- Friend: no you
- Me: fine can i have ketchup